"Your dad had unkempt hair before you did."
"Your dad had colored jeans before you did and he has the red dye on his legs to prove it."
"Your dad was skinny before you were."
"Your dad wore short shorts before you did and he has the upper thigh tan lines to prove it."
"Your dad ate local fair trade produce before you did and he has dirt under his finger nails to prove it."
"Your dad rode a skateboard before you did and he has a picture in Thrasher to prove it."
