Ghetto Fabulous

I used to be far more ghetto fab than I am today, and this whole M.J. situation (I still can't believe it's true) has got me thinking back on the old days. I want to look like one of the dancers from the "Bad" video or just Michael in his glory days of the early 80s - I want to look like a band leader (in Balmain, of course). A collage of sorts for your enjoyment: