As I come to grips with the reality of moving back to Miami at the same time as the Super-Bowl-spotlight shines bright on this place, I'm really glad to see articles like this that prove that I'm not the only one who feels this way. Some highlights:
"Keep in mind that Miami has the same traffic laws as the rest of the United States; the difference is that nobody here obeys them. The main expressways are Interstate 95 and the Palmetto; do not use these unless you are an experienced fighter pilot."
"To get to South Beach from the mainland, simply drive across any causeway to Miami Beach, then turn around and drive back to the mainland, because the last available parking space in Miami Beach was taken during the Clinton administration."